I make stuff for Nostr and Lightning. 💜⚡️🖖
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Sidecar mixologist. 🍸🍊 https://sidecar.top
Ghost in the machine 👻⚙️ https://ghostr.org
Arts and crafts at nostr:npub1fmunwy3lljfyzlgyuyman79lxwm4efz6pzlgqjwc400pr9l708qquvje8w 🎨 🖌️ https://resolvr.io
Short order vibecook 👨🏻‍🍳🍳 https://zap.cooking
2025 nostr:npub1jugar2agq6369p0l86razavs9shj2p6pscxecevs8j94ap37hkqsjlfc28 </time2build> winner 🏆
Sats Factory worker ⚡️🏭 https://satsfactory.com
Nodestrich runner 🏃‍♂️⚡️💜♾️ https://nodestrich.com
Zombie hunter 🏹🧟‍♂️ https://plebsvszombies.cc
Mute list maximalist 🤫🔇 https://mutable.top
Meetup disorganizer 🗽🧡 https://harlembitcoin.com
Chief band namer 🤘🎸 nostr:npub12cqtmej8mutnwu0yzfmshznaxltetmn7nkzranps7v4dsxuc6mnqdf5pmv
Crash test dummy wallet tester in residence 💥⚠️
Created 2008.jpeg, the first NFT on Nostr (sort of)
Are you a Dan? Ask about membership in #OnlyDans 🫂
Follow the best dog ever 🐶💜 nostr:npub1cudap5kkjdvnv78v08m3748afshj0u3zh9h34svrf4nhn07gn4lscflujc
I helped invent the Blocktron 🧠💡 https://blocktron.io
Someone once called me a Nostr “fake-fluencer” because I said their app didn’t work (it didn’t)
Muted by the guy who thinks sats aren’t the standard #SatsAreTheStandard ✨
Reported for “spam” by nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk for saying “BLV is DOA” 🤡
Called a “slop coder” by the former lead dev at Truth Social but @npub180cvv...yjh6w6 said I saved Nostr forever 🫶
Unapologetic globetard 🌎🌍🌏
I was #1 on the #NostrRichList for 4 hours 💰
Funniest person on Nostr for one week 🤣
I’m not a real doctor, but I play one on Nostr 🎓
Used to work at a bar, but then I grew up 🍻

GM ☀️ PV 🖖 since: 767700

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